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Bacon

I still think it's way too early for xmas themed songs, but this was funny. The kids at my school have a meat appreciation club - and they decided to have a bacon lunch. This was sent to our online bulletin board. I love my job.


BACON DAY,
The most holiest day, is here! Come to the backyard at 10:45 AM to witness bathrobes and bacon galore! We will be serving:

BACON COOKIES BACON WRAPPED SAUSAGES BACON WRAPPED HOT DOGS BACON-CHIP COOKIES BACON CHOCOLATE BARS CANDIED BACON

Get Ready To Sing Your Favorite Bacon Carols
Break Out the Bacon Tree
Or the Meat-Menorah
Or a prime rib...



CRISPY the BACONMAN

CRISPY the BACONMAN was a jolly happy soul, 
With a t-bone pipe and a MEATBALL nose, 
And two eyes made of prosciutt-o. 


CRISPY the BACONMAN is a fairy tale, they say, 
He was made of MEAT but the children 
know how he got grilled up one day. 
There must have been some magic in that 
Old skillet they found. 
For when they placed him in the pan, 
He began to dance and brown.

O, CRISPY the BACONMAN 
Was alive as he could be, 
And the children say he could laugh 
And play until he went in my belly! 
Thumpetty thump thump, 
Thumpety thump thump, 
Look at CRISPY go. 
Thumpetty thump thump, 
Thumpety thump thump, 
Over the pan below.

CRISPY the BACONMAN knew 
The GRILL was hot that day, 
So he said, "Let's run and 
we'll have some fun 
now before I'm cooked away." 
Down to the village, 
With a fork inside his hand, 
Running here and there all 
Around the square saying, 


EAT me if you can. 
He led them down the streets of town 
Right to the URBAN SCHOOL. 
And he only paused a moment when 
He heard him holler "Stop, you crispy sizzling fool!"

For CRISPY the BACONMAN 
Had to hurry on his way, 
But he waved goodbye saying, 
"Don't you cry,


I'll be cooked well done today." 
Thumpetty thump thump, 
Thumpety thump thump, 
Look at CRISPY go. 
Thumpetty thump thump, 
Thumpety thump thump, 
Over the PAN BELOW!

- Christmas Bacon Time Is Here Lyrics-


BACON time is here
Happiness and cheer
Fun for all that children call
Their favorite time of the year

Bacon in the air
Carols everywhere
Olden times and ancient rhymes
Of love and MEAT to share

Sleigh bells in the air
Bacon everywhere
Yuletide by the fireside
And joyful memories there

Bacon time is here
We'll be drawing near
Oh, that we could always see
Something so tasty and crispy
Oh, that we could always see
Such MEAT throughout the year...